Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Synthony Music's "Have a synthsational holiday! (Santa will)" ad, Keyboard 1983
Synthony Music's "Have a synthsational holiday! (Santa will)" quarter page black and white advertisement from page 20 in the December 1983 issue of Keyboard Magazine.
Taking a break from the rum and eggnog to bring you this piece of lovely history.
You know how much I love hand drawn artwork in my retro synthesizer advertisements! And this one pretty much sums up this holiday season! And I really am hoping that this is what Santa is doing on December 26 (look for the calendar date in the ad) - rocking out on Keyboards now that he's played (and wrecked) his toy train set while his rain deer peer through the window in obvious wonder and delight. :)
Its a great piece of artwork and goes well with some of the artwork I've posted in the past. You can just check out the label "artwork" on the blog. Like many of those others, this one belongs on a t-shirt. Or if anyone can knit me a Christmas sweater with this image I would be very grateful. :)
A quick Google search brought up the Synthony Music Web site, or what has now become "Synthony Music's Synth & MIDI Museum". On that home page was link to a letter from the founder of the company - Bill Cone (or as he called himself... the Zoo Keeper).
The company originally started 1982 with the goal to "provide the best products available, technical assistance, guidance, and a forum for those brave enough to embrace the then new technology in music." Unfortunately, they closed their doors in early 2004 after nearly 22 years in the business. The online museum does provide some good info, but was last updated back in 2010 according to the museum's home page. Still a great resource.
Time to get back to the rum and eggnog.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everyone.
Retro!
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Army Brat biofeedback headband MIDI interface ad, Keyboard 1985
Army Brat Biofeedback Headband MIDI interface 1/6-page black and white advertisement from page 116 in the July 1985 issue of Keyboard Magazine.
There isn't much that could have pulled me out of my blogging semi-sabbatical, especially during this cold, cold December. But this little gem managed to get me out of the studio and into the office where the lonely scanner sits.
One word... or three, depending on how you look at it.
WTF.
From the beginning of the ad:
"NEW!! 'MIDI YOUR MIND?'
NOTHING LIKE IT
NOVEL!!
ABSOLUTELY"
Only an Army Brat with access to certain sensitive files, would be crazy enough to do this."And lets not stop there... the ad continues...
"In 1969 a Special Army Intelligence Group in collaboration with the C.I.A spent 15 years and millions of dollars developing a project based on para-kinetic theories. Even though they did succeed in the design of a device capable of linking a man, with electrodes taped to his temples, to an instrument instantly sampling his impulse and converting waveforms to voltage, some Senate sub-committee labeled the whole project "Questionable", and it ended up on a defense scrap heap."Even with all the questionable use of capitalization and commas, I tend to believe this young army brat. :)
Remember - this was 1985. MIDI had only been around for a short period, but the technology was moving fast. The smaller ads at the back of Keyboard that were historically promoting perfect-pitch, piano-tuning and vocal-eliminator boxes were slowly being overrun by a new wave of start-ups pushing MIDI software, patches and RAM cartridges for synths like the DX-7.
But this biofeedback system must be a one-of-a-kind for the time period - in Keyboard Magazine anyways.
Just look at the drawing of the dude with the headband and headphones (not included according to the ad), as well as the "black box" with what looks to be an antenna sticking out of it.
(Note to self - make that my Facebook profile pic.)
I did some really quick Web research and found a reference to another MIDI-biofeedback system from the late 80s called BioMuse in an online article titled "A Brief History of Biosignal-Driven Art" by Miguel Ortiz:
"Towards the end of the 1980s, the advent of digital signal processing systems and the wide availability of powerful personal computer systems made it possible for researchers to further develop the existing techniques for biosignal analysis in real-time applications. In 1988, California-based scientists Benjamin Knapp and Hugh Lusted introduced the BioMuse system (Knapp and Lusted 1988), which consisted of a signal-capturing unit that sampled eight channels of biosignals, which were then amplified, conditioned and translated to midi messages. The sensors were implemented as simple limb-worn velcro bands that were able to capture EMG, EEG, EOG, ECG and GSR signals. The BioMuse system, facilitated not only the analysis of the signals, but also the ability to use the results of the analysis to control other electronics in a precise and reproducible manner that had not been previously possible (Knapp and Lusted 1990)."So, I'm guessing the only logical conclusion I can come up with is that Knapp and Lusted were obviously avid readers of the back half of Keyboard and must have come across this advertisement by Army Brat. How else could they have created their BioMuse system without the help from the CIA and Army Intelligence?
And its even more surprising considering that Army Brat was trying to keep the whole thing on the down-low.
From the end of the ad:
"We're trying to keep as low a profile as possible, but don't know how long we'll go undetected. GET IT NOW!!!"Talk about high-pressure sales tactics. :)
Thursday, August 29, 2013
I Dream of Wires [Hardcore Edition] PLUS hexinterter.net's batteryACID eurorack module
Okay - yeah. Still on vacation. But this just came in the mail today and I just had to share!
The I Dream of Wires modular synth documentary [Hardcore Edition] PLUS hexinverter.net's batteryACID eurorack module. Yum.
The I Dream of Wires modular synth documentary [Hardcore Edition] PLUS hexinverter.net's batteryACID eurorack module. Yum.
Monday, August 5, 2013
On vacation...
Yup.
Taking a break to work on some music. Or something. Be back soon-ish.
But since you are here, why not click on one of the links under the "Best. Blogs. Ever." section on the left side of this Web page. Some cool stuff there.
Or, if you are interested in reading some older posts from Retro Synth Ads, check out some of my favorite and most popular blog posts:
- Roland Rhythm Machines TR-808, TR-606, TB-303, CR-8000, and CR-5000 brochure, 1982
- Yamaha GS1 (GS-1) and GS2 (GS-2), Keyboard 1982
- Sequential Circuits Inc. advertisements / Mattos artwork round-up
- Series of ads by Vibronic Music System
Thursday, August 1, 2013
Roland JD-800 "What does 'programmable' really mean?" brochure, 1991
Roland JD-800 "What does 'programmable' really mean?" six page brochure from June 1991.

And Roland knew that too, coming out with this full colour six pager. Actually, two of the six are only about 5/6 of the width of the other four, but details, shmeetails. It was a Roland "thing" to have that one fold slightly smaller than the rest, as you will see in future blog posts of other Roland brochures.
The problem with scanning brochures larger than four pages is that Google puts size restrictions on images (not KB size, but pixel size). So, if you scan them altogether and try and upload, Google will automatically size them down. Because of this 'feature' of Google, I've included every page above as separate images, even though the photo of the JD-800 on the inside of the brochure spans two pages. But, I've included merged versions below (they just NOT as high in resolution).
The front cover of this brochure is gorgeous and really shows off those front panel controls. But that inside two-page spread of the front panel is what really does it for me. It gives the reader a good sense of the actual size of this beast. And it is a beast. Just compare the front panel depth to the size of the keyboard itself.
The content of the brochure expands on what we had already learned from the teaser brochure. We even get a list of waveforms and the internal patches.
Gonna keep this one short. I'm thinking of taking the month of August off from blogging and this JD-800 brochure is a nice way to jump ship for a while and take a bit of a holiday for myself to recharge the batteries and figure out where to take Retro Synth Ads next.
Maybe a musical based on the blog? I kid... I kid...
See you in a month, or sooner if I can't stay away. :)
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